Microsoft's Heavy Metal Phase

Launching regular Visual Studio when you meant to open VS Code is like preparing for a quick bike ride and accidentally firing up a space shuttle. That 10GB monster starts loading all its enterprise features, designer tools, and seventeen billion extensions while your RAM screams for mercy. By the time it finishes launching, you could have rewritten your entire codebase in assembly, learned Rust, and developed a mild caffeine addiction. And God help you if you're on a laptop that's more than 2 years old - might as well go make a sandwich and contemplate your life choices.

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When your power supply is literally smoking but tech support insists on running through their entire script before admitting the obvious. This is the perfect illustration of the eternal battle between users who can see their computer is on fire and tech support who needs you to turn it off and on again first. Because clearly, the NOSMOKE module being incompatible with your power supply isn't as obvious as the actual smoke pouring out of your case. And the final punchline? Microsoft can't help because NOSMOKE isn't compatible with your power supply. You don't say! Next they'll tell you that water isn't compatible with electrocution.

Microsoft's approach to error handling in a nutshell. "Let's redesign the Blue Screen of Death! Make it prettier! Less scary! But heaven forbid we actually tell users what broke or how to fix it." Classic Microsoft move—putting lipstick on a digital pig while the underlying issue remains as cryptic as ancient hieroglyphics. The frowny face might be gone, but the existential dread of seeing your work vanish remains perfectly intact.