Microsoft's Heavy Metal Phase

Progress in programming: going from "your code doesn't work" to "your code doesn't work, but differently." The sweet satisfaction of upgrading from a .NET core error to literally any other error is the closest thing we have to victory champagne. It's like being lost in the woods, finding a different set of unfamiliar trees, and celebrating because at least the scenery changed. Debugging is just the art of collecting error messages until one of them accidentally reveals the solution—or until you've stared at them long enough that your brain reboots and suddenly sees the missing semicolon that's been there all along.

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Content How to fix any computer Windows Step I Reboot Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive, Reinstall Windows Lose all your fies. Quietly weep. Apple Step I Take it to an Apple store Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account Quietly weep. Linux Step h Learn to code in C Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again: Switch dietros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard Blame Sun Microsysters. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Did that fix it? Nor Proceed to step a Step a Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietly weep

The digital equivalent of an ambush. You're innocently typing away, make one tiny spelling mistake in the Windows search bar, and BAM—Microsoft Edge swoops in like that relative who shows up uninvited when they hear you're cooking dinner. It's Microsoft's desperate cry for attention: "Please use me instead of Chrome! I'm right here! LOOK AT ME!" Meanwhile, Tom's face perfectly captures that mix of horror and betrayal we all feel when our computer makes decisions without our consent. The real irony? You were probably trying to search "how to permanently disable Edge browser" when it happened.

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Content Software Ballmer: "Linux is a cancer" Contaminates all other software with Hippie GPL rubbish 2 Jun 2001 at 18:19. Thomas C Greene "A true tectament to how much Microsoft love linus" they eav Must Read: Microsoft Put a Real Linux Kernel Inside Windows 10 3 By loey Sneddon Updated 20 July 2020 Microsoft Linux You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me