Microsoft's Heavy Metal Phase

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Launching regular Visual Studio when you meant to open VS Code is like preparing for a quick bike ride and accidentally firing up a space shuttle. That 10GB monster starts loading all its enterprise features, designer tools, and seventeen billion extensions while your RAM screams for mercy. By the time it finishes launching, you could have rewritten your entire codebase in assembly, learned Rust, and developed a mild caffeine addiction. And God help you if you're on a laptop that's more than 2 years old - might as well go make a sandwich and contemplate your life choices.

You spend an hour meticulously downloading the perfect AMD GPU driver. You restart. Everything works beautifully. Then Windows Update silently kicks in overnight like a digital cat burglar, replacing your carefully selected driver with whatever Microsoft thought was "good enough." And now your gaming rig has the graphical prowess of a potato calculator. Just another day in paradise.

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