Ship Code Not Excuses He Says

Ship Code Not Excuses He Says
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Someone left Microsoft because they wouldn't give them a MacBook, then proceeds to write a five-paragraph essay justifying their decision with the classic "Mac makes me more productive" argument. They talk about swapping terminals like a ninja, running Docker natively, and how their laptop sounds like a jet engine (spoiler: that's not the flex they think it is).

Then they complain about Microsoft's 20-step auth and locked-down internal tools—valid gripes, honestly. But here's the kicker: after all this rambling about productivity and tooling preferences, they end with "Ship code, not excuses."

Brother just shipped a whole manifesto instead of code. The irony is so thick you could deploy it to production. If you need a specific OS to be productive, you're not as productive as you think. Real devs ship code on a potato if they have to.

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