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Content You've seen Arch elitists, now get ready for Windows elitists Literally anything in POSIX is absolute garbage. While it's not clear what problem you are trying to solve, you can rest assured, that Windows offers something that's way better than what you have asked for. But then, you'd have to explain the problem (not your solution). 2 days ago Are you trying to solve a particular issue with the remote procedure call infrastructure that's already provided by the system? 2 days ago That's Windows specific, I'm trying for something portable. - itzjackyscode yesterday Just so that I understand: You (potentially) have a solution that's (potentially) optimal, but now you wish to depart from that solution, and implement one that's shitty, because it has to be implementable on shitty systems that run on shitty kernels. Is that approximately correct? yesterday My project is cross-platform because it's meant to work with a cross-platform emulator. Making it Windows-only would exclude a significant number of MacOS and Linux users. - itzjackyscode yesterday

Oh. My. GAWD. This is the most SAVAGE roast of operating systems I've ever seen! 💅 Mac Airlines is basically that controlling boyfriend who's like "Shhh, don't worry your pretty little head about ANYTHING" while making ALL your decisions. The AUDACITY! 🙄 Windows Air is that gorgeous terminal with all the bells and whistles that LITERALLY EXPLODES after takeoff. Like, hello?? I just wanted to check my email, not recreate the final scene from every disaster movie ever! But Linux Air? HONEY. They're the DIY hipsters who are SO DONE with corporate airlines they built their own planes! Sure, you have to assemble your own seat with a wrench (because heaven forbid anything be simple), but at least the plane doesn't EXPLODE and nobody's treating you like a toddler. The fact that this meme has been circulating since practically the DAWN OF TIME just proves some tech truths are eternal. Like your Linux-using friend who CANNOT SHUT UP about their amazing in-flight meal while you're still trying to figure out why your Windows plane crashed again.

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Content The source code of Windows' troubleshooting program has leaked include windows.h include stdio.h S 7 8 int main() printf("Searching for problems. .. n"); Sleep (60000) ; printf("We didn't find any problemsn");

The AUDACITY! There you are, innocently browsing Steam sales, heart racing at 60% off your wishlist game, only to discover it's infected with the digital plague known as Denuvo! 💀 For the uninitiated, Denuvo Anti-tamper is basically the helicopter parent of DRM - it hovers over your game, consuming resources, slowing performance, and treating you like a criminal while you're just trying to have fun. The absolute BETRAYAL when that notification appears is soul-crushing! That shocked cat face perfectly captures the moment your gaming dreams shatter into a million pieces. We've all been there - wallet open, dreams high, and then BOOM - Denuvo ruins everything faster than a semicolon error in JavaScript.

Accidentally launching full Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like preparing for a quick code edit but suddenly finding yourself strapped into a space shuttle. The 51-year loading time isn't even an exaggeration—you could practically evolve a new programming language while waiting for all those enterprise features to initialize. Meanwhile, your RAM is crying in the corner as Visual Studio consumes every available resource like a black hole devouring nearby stars. The perfect misclick that transforms a 10-second task into an unplanned coffee break.