Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

OMG, the eternal prophecy of "Linux on desktop" is basically the tech world's equivalent of waiting for your crush to text you back! 💔 These time travelers thought they'd witness something REVOLUTIONARY only to discover they've landed in the ENDLESS VOID where Linux desktop domination is still "coming next year" for the 8,472nd consecutive year! The year of Linux desktop is simultaneously always approaching and never arriving – it's basically quantum computing for operating systems! Meanwhile, Windows users are just sipping tea and watching the show continue for another millennium.

Content Me: opening a shell Windows: YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

The perfect fake etymology doesn't exi-- Whoever created this brilliant linguistic bamboozle deserves a promotion. No, Linux isn't actually Latin for "I don't do windows," but the fake definition perfectly captures the spirit of the Linux vs Windows rivalry. Linux users have been smugly avoiding Microsoft's OS for decades while insisting their terminal commands are actually more intuitive than clicking buttons. The definition even throws shade by implying Windows just pretends things work while Linux shows you the brutal, unfiltered reality. As someone who's stared at kernel panic screens at 2AM, I can confirm Linux definitely shows you what's "really happening" whether you wanted to know or not.

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Oh, the BETRAYAL of modern computing! You dropped half a grand on a bleeding-edge AM5 CPU and a blazing-fast M.2 NVMe drive that can theoretically transfer data faster than light itself, only to watch your PC boot up like it's stuck in molasses. Meanwhile, your crusty old 2010 setup with a cheap SATA SSD was zooming through boot screens like The Flash on espresso. The cruel irony? Windows has become SO bloated with telemetry, security checks, and whatever mysterious rituals it performs during startup that even NASA-grade hardware can't save you. Your fancy 8000MB/s drive sits there twiddling its thumbs while Windows decides whether it wants to check for updates, scan your soul, or just take a leisurely stroll through its startup processes. Technology peaked in 2015 and nobody can convince me otherwise!

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