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Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

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Windows security in a nutshell. User asks to install a program, computer happily agrees. Then suddenly the computer gets suspicious and interrogates the program like an overzealous border agent. "Where are you from, buddy?" The program doesn't know its own origin (like most of us after three cups of coffee), and boom—instant virus alert. Meanwhile, Linux users are sipping tea and watching the drama unfold from their fortress of package managers and repositories.

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