Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

The classic tech relationship drama in two acts! In 2020, Windows 7 users were desperately clinging to their beloved OS, screaming "DON'T FORCE ME TO INSTALL 10" while Microsoft pushed updates like an overeager salesperson. Fast forward to 2025, and those same users who reluctantly upgraded are now sobbing on the floor begging Windows 10 "DON'T LEAVE ME" as Microsoft prepares to sunset it for Windows 11. Nothing captures the tech circle of life better than our toxic relationship with operating systems – hating the new one until it becomes the old one we can't live without. The upgrade cycle: where yesterday's nightmare becomes tomorrow's security blanket.

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OH MY GODDD! Microsoft's obsession with verbosity is the GREATEST TRAGEDY of our time! 😱 Why use simple, elegant commands like 'wget' when you can TORTURE your fingers typing 'Invoke-WebRequest'?! PowerShell developers sitting in their evil lair like "MUAHAHA, let's make them type SEVENTEEN EXTRA CHARACTERS!" The dark side Kermit perfectly represents that Microsoft executive who wakes up every morning and chooses VIOLENCE against our wrists and sanity. Brevity? Never heard of her!

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Ah, the Y2K sticker on that ancient beige PC tower! Back when we genuinely thought computers might implode because programmers in the 70s tried to save a whopping TWO BYTES by using "99" instead of "1999." The Best Buy warning label is peak late-90s panic. Turn your computer off before midnight! Because obviously unplugging your Gateway desktop would somehow protect the world's banking systems and nuclear arsenals from catastrophic failure. Spoiler alert: The world didn't end, but millions of IT professionals got paid ridiculous overtime to watch nothing happen. Greatest New Year's Eve scam in tech history.

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