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Coordinate Your Suffering

Coordinate Your Suffering
Pure digital sadism disguised as harmlessness. Forcing users to input precise x,y coordinates just to click something is the computer equivalent of making someone solve differential equations to flush a toilet. Technically doesn't destroy data, but destroys souls instead. The developer who created this would definitely laugh maniacally while watching users painstakingly type "317,492" just to close a popup. Satan himself is taking notes.

Behold my latest Math Homework Cracker code (safe punjabi no virus)

Behold my latest Math Homework Cracker code (safe punjabi no virus) | code-memes, test-memes, virus-memes, http-memes, error-memes, internet-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content import pickle import time print ("WELCOME TO FREE MATH ANSWERS") time. sleep (1) print ("let me begin setting up my shack of math answers") time.sleep (3) print ("Decrypting internet traffic") time. sleep (5) print ("math answers are in a file called something like mathhomework.txt") print ("press enter to understand to not delete these files") y input ("press enter") for i in range (1000) : passcode "We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You would num str (i) pickle. dump (passcode, open (num 'math homework. txt', 'wb' )) print ("error") print ("human verification required") print ("u need to go to https: www.mediafire.comfilejrhjec1689cq6qxhumanverification.exefile to get a code") input ('whats the answer to the last problem? Type answer in all lowercase letters, no spaces:') if (y ! "firetruck"): print ("incorrect") time. sleep (999999) print ("ok, correct") time.sleep (3) print ("im finished, check downloads folder") time. sleep (86400)

You Have No Power Here

youHaveNoPowerHere | linux-memes, ux-memes, virus-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you accidentally download a virus, but you are on Linux: You have no power here!

Least Paranoid Cybersecurity Major

leastParanoidCybersecurityMajor | virus-memes, security-memes, url-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content assume you've heard of virustotal 19:57 M No 20:08 Explain 20:08 oh 20:08 that's like the most famous virus checker site 20:08 W thought you'd want to know about it 20:08 M httos:www.virustotal.comquihome url 20:09 W That looks sUs 20:53 I aint clicking 20:53

I always say these in that order

I always say these in that order | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, test-memes, virus-memes, machine-memes, version-memes, data-memes, hardware-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work.. 20. That's weird. 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There has to be something funky in your data 13. I haven't touched that module in weeks! 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 10. I can't test everything! 9. THIS can't be the source of THAT. 8. It works, but it hasn't been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system? 5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. You can't use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way? 2. Where were you when the program blew up? 1. It works on my machine.

Intern Gets Job At Byte Dance Sabotages Neural Network Development Project For Two Months

internGetsJobAtByteDanceSabotagesNeuralNetworkDevelopmentProjectForTwoMonths | programmer-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, development-memes, program-memes, bugs-memes, errors-memes, bug-memes, random-memes, virus-memes, data-memes, rest-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, search-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, component-memes, train-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, networks-memes, source code-memes, neural network-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SABOTAGE: Student adds bugs to the code on purpose! Intern Gets Job at ByteDance, Sabotages Neural Network Development Project for Two Months Programmer Keyu Tian got an internship at the Chinese company ByteDance and spent two months sabotaging a neural network development project by deliberately introducing errors into the code. Because of his actions, a team of thirty developers spent 247 searching for and fixing bugs that appeared in the project. The investigation revealed that Tian: Systematically uploaded Pickle files with malicious hidden code that contained viruses and other dangerous components. This code was executed automatically and randomly, so the team could not understand why their efforts did not lead to stabilization of the project Gained access to the PyTorch library on which the projects were based and made small changes to it daily, which led to program crashes. The developers did not check the source code, which is why tasks continued to fail with errors and bugs, and all experiments brought incorrect results Created chaos with checkpoints, files that save intermediate states of neural networks during their training. He changed model parameters, interfered with training data, or deleted checkpoints, which is why the team's work results disappeared and could not be restored Actively participated in work meetings, which allowed him to remain unnoticed. He attended every meeting to find out about the team's plans to fix bugs, and then created new ones. The team could not understand what was happening; Tian was exposed by logs. ByteDance reported that thirty developers worked for two months without results due to the destructive actions of one person, which led to the failure of the project deadlines and the loss of customer funds After Tian was fired from ByteDance, his mentors at university did not condemn or punish him. MIRATE

Conspiracy Forever

conspiracyForever | software-memes, code-memes, virus-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Writing the code for Writing the virus to anti-virus software sell the anti-virus software ProgrammerHumor

The code from Independence Day. This code is supposed to upload a virus to the alien ship.

The code from Independence Day. This code is supposed to upload a virus to the alien ship. | code-memes, virus-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Signal Mean Zoom factor 13 Magnification BE Magrate 130086 T Toxecret Compiler Execution 010-045 trans for 3x- 169 Arguments go for 1256:benchHost 2456 set VirusMerk678245-treattreatY quarry Xmark for 567 going for send ValueThreat-bendColumn2456Vexzr(Xgf) apart into bendColumnY2459Vexaq(Ygr) infiltrate ToxigenValue7564.8755HostAdressvat superior SecDelay(SintoSecAIntoSect) HastValX send Filter HEX NoStopilel, SecStapVal, SetVal-56) blast file for ValueThreatNoCum(SecVs576-Xihk) rot at 45 Bench"WorryWord (111000) Move 1000, 12876, aaVf stack 2765, into Suikgsh move 1010, 47638, ToxYal (111000)

Why Is Linux Safer Than Other Os

whyIsLinuxSaferThanOtherOs | linux-memes, ux-memes, google-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, virus-memes, api-memes, ubuntu-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kernel-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Roman Sharkov admin Downloaded a virus for Linux lately and unpacked it. Tried to run it as root, didn't work. Googled for 2 hours, found out that instead of uslocalbin the virus unpacked to usr bin for which the user malware doesn't have any write permissions, therefore the virus couldn't create a process file. Found patched , configure and make files on some Chinese forum, recompiled and rerun it. The virus said it needs the library cmalw-lib-2.0. Turns out cmalw-1ib-2.0 is shipped with CentOS but not with Ubuntu. Googled for hours again and found an instruction to build a . deb package from source. The virus finally started, wrote some logs, made a core dump and crashed. After 1 hour of going through the logs 1 discovered the virus assumed it was running on ext4 and called into its disk encryption API. Under birfs this API is deprecated. The kernel noticed and made this partition read-only. Opened the sources, grep'ed the Bitcoin wallet and sent 5 out of pity. 19-50

Calm down antiviruses

Calm down antiviruses | program-memes, virus-memes, antivirus-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X virus malware a AntiVir AVG avast! trojan i sleep Compile program on IDE fo3 Build Compile current file Run Build and run 42 Rebuild Clean Ctri-F9 CtrI-Shift-F9 CtrI-F10 F9 CtrI-F11 AntiVir AVG avast! real suit

How did viruses become so boring?

How did viruses become so boring? | virus-memes, operating system-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content CRUSES BEFORE Operating System not found URUSIS MOUSE

using linux

using linux | linux-memes, ux-memes, virus-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHEN EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT THE CORONA VIRUS Openine Mon Tue-Thur BUT YOU'RE USING LINUX