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The Most Honest Malware Ever
Security Windows Programming
3 days ago 167.0K views 1 shares
The Most Honest Malware Ever
When your virus is so underfunded it has to resort to social engineering. The "Azerbaijan virus" politely asking you to destroy your own computer is like that junior dev who breaks the build and then asks if you could just delete the git repository to fix it. Meanwhile, let's not ignore the desktop icons - "Allah.exe" and "Pakistan Zindabad" sitting right next to Discord and μTorrent. This person's desktop organization is the real security vulnerability here.

Your Body Is Running Unauthorized Processes
Programming Security Debugging
8 days ago 66.2K views 0 shares
Your Body Is Running Unauthorized Processes
So your body is basically running crypto mining malware when you're sick. That explains why I feel like garbage during flu season – my biological CPU is at 100% utilization running someone else's code. And here I thought installing antivirus software meant getting a flu shot. Next time I'm feverish, I'll just try turning myself off and on again.

Linux Virus: The Malware That Needed Tech Support
Linux Security Bash Programming Debugging
17 days ago 141.9K views 1 shares
Linux Virus: The Malware That Needed Tech Support
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of this poor virus trying to infect a Linux system! 💀 The virus went through a whole EXISTENTIAL CRISIS trying to run as root, dealing with permission issues, recompiling itself, hunting for libraries, only to finally start and IMMEDIATELY crash! Talk about performance anxiety! And the AUDACITY of the user to open its source code, find its Bitcoin wallet, and send a PITY DONATION of $5! That's not just defeating malware - that's absolutely HUMILIATING it! The digital equivalent of patting a supervillain on the head and giving them bus fare home! 🤣

It Might Be A Good Idea To Switch To Linux Already
Windows Security Programming Linux
2 months ago 274.9K views 0 shares
It Might Be A Good Idea To Switch To Linux Already
Windows security in a nutshell. Ask to install a program, and suddenly your computer turns into an overprotective parent doing a background check. "Where are you from, buddy?" Like it's interrogating a suspicious character at the border. The moment the program can't produce proper papers? VIRUS ALERT! Meanwhile, Linux is sitting in the corner like "sudo apt install whatever-the-hell-you-want" and just... does it. No questions asked. The trust issues of Windows would make my therapist rich.

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already
Windows Security Programming Linux
3 months ago 287.7K views 0 shares
Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already
Windows security in a nutshell. User asks to install a program, computer happily agrees. Then suddenly the computer gets suspicious and interrogates the program like an overzealous border agent. "Where are you from, buddy?" The program doesn't know its own origin (like most of us after three cups of coffee), and boom—instant virus alert. Meanwhile, Linux users are sipping tea and watching the drama unfold from their fortress of package managers and repositories.

Humble Albanian Virus
Security Windows
4 months ago 202.6K views 0 shares
Humble Albanian Virus
The world's most polite malware just slid into your DMs! When your antivirus is so underfunded it has to rely on the honor system. Honestly, this virus deserves a job in customer support with that level of politeness. It's basically the equivalent of a burglar knocking on your door and asking if you'd mind leaving some valuables outside for them to steal. The best part? Someone out there probably clicked "Yes" because they felt bad for it. Social engineering at its most adorably pathetic.

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already
Windows Security Programming Linux
4 months ago 251.8K views 0 shares
Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already
Windows security in a nutshell! The computer is like that friend who's WAY too trusting—happily installing programs without checking their credentials first. Then suddenly gets paranoid when it's too late. "Where are you from buddy?" is basically Windows' version of security theater before it freaks out with virus warnings after the malware is already running wild. Meanwhile, Linux users are sipping tea watching this disaster unfold from their permission-based sanctuary.

Freakin Antivirus: The Unexpected Executioner
Security Windows
6 months ago 198.9K views 0 shares
Freakin Antivirus: The Unexpected Executioner
That moment when your "free antivirus" solution turns out to be worse than the original threat. The classic bait-and-switch where you download some sketchy antivirus to save your computer, but instead of rescuing the hostage, it just executes it and high-fives the original virus. Been in tech for 15 years and I've seen more systems bricked by "PC SUPER CLEANER 2000" than actual malware. Pro tip: Windows Defender and common sense are free and don't come with complementary ransomware.

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Coordinate Your Suffering
Programming Security Debugging Frontend
7 months ago 222.3K views 0 shares
Coordinate Your Suffering
Pure digital sadism disguised as harmlessness. Forcing users to input precise x,y coordinates just to click something is the computer equivalent of making someone solve differential equations to flush a toilet. Technically doesn't destroy data, but destroys souls instead. The developer who created this would definitely laugh maniacally while watching users painstakingly type "317,492" just to close a popup. Satan himself is taking notes.

Behold my latest Math Homework Cracker code (safe punjabi no virus)
Debugging Testing Backend
9 months ago 110.0K views 0 shares
Behold my latest Math Homework Cracker code (safe punjabi no virus) | code-memes, test-memes, virus-memes, http-memes, error-memes, internet-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content import pickle import time print ("WELCOME TO FREE MATH ANSWERS") time. sleep (1) print ("let me begin setting up my shack of math answers") time.sleep (3) print ("Decrypting internet traffic") time. sleep (5) print ("math answers are in a file called something like mathhomework.txt") print ("press enter to understand to not delete these files") y input ("press enter") for i in range (1000) : passcode "We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You would num str (i) pickle. dump (passcode, open (num 'math homework. txt', 'wb' )) print ("error") print ("human verification required") print ("u need to go to https: www.mediafire.comfilejrhjec1689cq6qxhumanverification.exefile to get a code") input ('whats the answer to the last problem? Type answer in all lowercase letters, no spaces:') if (y ! "firetruck"): print ("incorrect") time. sleep (999999) print ("ok, correct") time.sleep (3) print ("im finished, check downloads folder") time. sleep (86400)

You Have No Power Here
Linux
9 months ago 70.7K views 0 shares
youHaveNoPowerHere | linux-memes, ux-memes, virus-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you accidentally download a virus, but you are on Linux: You have no power here!

Least Paranoid Cybersecurity Major
Linux
9 months ago 104.2K views 0 shares
leastParanoidCybersecurityMajor | virus-memes, security-memes, url-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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