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I Can't Be The Only Childless Middle-Aged Guy That Feels This Way

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I Can't Be The Only Childless Middle-Aged Guy That Feels This Way

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Oh the TRAGEDY of being a PC gamer with standards! You see another co-op multiplayer game dominating the Steam charts, your friends are all hyped, the group chat is buzzing... but there's just ONE tiny problem: it requires Windows and you're running Linux. So while everyone else is coordinating their gaming sessions and building virtual empires together, you're just sitting there like a lonely philosopher contemplating your life choices. The emotional whiplash between "yay new game!" and "oh wait, my system requirements" is absolutely DEVASTATING. It's like being invited to the party but realizing you don't speak the same language as the bouncer.

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