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Monitor Names Is Actually Out Of Control!

Hardware Gamedev

2 hours ago 106.8K views 0 shares

Monitor Names Is Actually Out Of Control!

Boss asks Jacob to name a new 4K gaming monitor. Jacob proceeds to slam his face on the keyboard and comes up with "HT269-GH262J". Brilliant naming convention there, Jacob. Really rolls off the tongue. Hardware manufacturers have apparently been using this same technique for decades. Nothing says "premium gaming experience" quite like a product name that looks like someone's WiFi password from 2003. At least it's better than calling it "Monitor McMonitorface" or "UltraGamingXtreme Pro Plus Ultra 360 NoScope Edition". Meanwhile, Apple over here naming their stuff "Pro" and "Air" while the rest of the industry is playing alphanumeric bingo.

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

Windows Linux Security Programming

8 months ago 474.7K views 0 shares

Maybe We Should Switch To Linux Already

Windows security in a nutshell. User asks to install a program, computer happily agrees. Then suddenly the computer gets suspicious and interrogates the program like an overzealous border agent. "Where are you from, buddy?" The program doesn't know its own origin (like most of us after three cups of coffee), and boom—instant virus alert. Meanwhile, Linux users are sipping tea and watching the drama unfold from their fortress of package managers and repositories.