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The universal IT solution that works 60% of the time, every time: turning it off and on again. Nothing quite matches that smug confidence when you stroll into a meeting after "fixing" a critical system by simply hitting restart. Meanwhile, actual IT support people are chasing you down like "WAIT! We need to check the logs first!" Too late. I've already ascended to tech hero status with my sophisticated troubleshooting technique that dates back to the stone age of computing.

Nothing says "we take security seriously" like posting your admin credentials on a sticky note that ends up on national TV. That sign literally says "For Microsoft Session We Use Operator Password: Sab001" and then goes on about personal credentials for other systems. Some poor IT admin is having a heart attack right now while frantically resetting passwords across the entire organization. The best security system in the world, defeated by a post-it note and a camera crew. Classic example of why your security policy should include "don't write passwords where millions can see them."

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The eternal server admin dilemma! When Windows offers you "Update and shut down" but your production server needs to stay up for that sweet, sweet 99.999% uptime. The confused monkeys represent every DevOps engineer who hasn't seen their family in 72 hours because they're too busy keeping that uptime counter ticking. That "Where shutdown?" question hits different at 3 AM when you're on your fifth energy drink and seventh consecutive month without rebooting.