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Ah, the irony of Microsoft documenting how to install PowerShell on Linux! It's like finding installation instructions for a vegetarian restaurant inside a steakhouse. For years, Microsoft and Linux were sworn enemies—Steve Ballmer once called Linux "a cancer." Fast forward to today, and Microsoft is teaching you how to use their tools on their former arch-nemesis's platform. That's like Darth Vader writing a guidebook on how to build a better lightsaber for Luke. The real kicker? Most Linux admins would rather eat their mechanical keyboard key by key than use PowerShell when they have perfectly good Bash. It's the documentation equivalent of building a bridge that nobody asked for and nobody will cross.

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The eternal miracle of WinRAR's business model: create software, ask people to pay, and then just... never enforce it. That tiny spike on their revenue chart is like spotting a unicorn in the wild—someone actually purchased the software instead of clicking "remind me later" for the 7,483rd time. The WinRAR office is throwing confetti because someone accidentally hit "Buy" instead of "X" after their 40-day trial expired in 1997. Their CEO probably framed the receipt and hung it next to their lone customer's photo. "Is this... profit? What do we even do with this?"