Xbox's New Official Mascot: Visual Studio In Disguise

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Xbox's New Official Mascot: Visual Studio In Disguise

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STOP EVERYTHING! The character is wearing BLUE and sitting against a YELLOW background! It's the Visual Studio mascot being passed off as Xbox's new face! The audacity! The betrayal! Microsoft really said "why create new characters when we can just recycle our dev tools icons?" Next thing you know, Clippy will be announcing the next Halo game and the Windows paperclip will be demanding $70 for the base edition. The corporate synergy is just TOO MUCH to handle!

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