Tech Support's Final Diagnosis

The unwritten constitution of every production codebase: "If it works, don't touch it." Nothing captures the collective trauma of developers quite like the moment when you fix one bug and create seven more. We've all been there—staring at legacy code that's held together by duct tape and prayers, but somehow keeps the business running. The wisdom isn't just royal, it's universal. That fragile house of cards you call an application? Best to slowly back away and pretend you never saw those nested if-statements...

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