Tech Support's Final Diagnosis

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Staring at someone else's code with the same intensity as this confused snake is the universal developer experience. The mental gymnastics required to decipher another dev's uncommented spaghetti code feels like trying to read ancient hieroglyphics with a concussion. The irony? We write equally indecipherable code ourselves, convinced it's "self-documenting" until we revisit it 3 months later and wonder which caffeine-fueled demon possessed our keyboard.

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Ah, the mythical "Vibe Software Engineering" course—where you write code based on feelings rather than logic! The top panel shows the blissful honeymoon phase: your code inexplicably works despite violating every principle in the textbook. You're wearing sunglasses indoors because you're just that cool. But then reality strikes in the debugging phase—an avalanche of errors, a tower of coffee cups (the programmer's life support), and the existential crisis that follows. The tweet nails it: two "vibe coders" can generate enough technical debt to bury 50 engineers. That's not a project, that's a hostage situation for the maintenance team! This is basically what happens when someone says "let's ship now and refactor later." Spoiler alert: there is no later.

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY of those GPU manufacturers thinking I'll drop EVERYTHING to install their precious new drivers! 💅 I've cultivated a VERY special relationship with my current driver - we've been through thick and thin, crashes and all! And you expect me to REPLACE it for what? Some "performance improvements" and "bug fixes"? PLEASE! My update philosophy is simple: if my games aren't literally SCREAMING at me with error messages, that driver stays PUT. Call me when my screen's on fire, darling! 🔥