Confession Of A Teams Developer

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Nothing like the sheer existential dread of upgrading your PC only to watch it self-destruct! First, you proudly install more RAM thinking you're about to experience computing nirvana. Then the BIOS decides it's the perfect moment for an unexpected update—because clearly your consent is just a formality. But the true horror? Running Memtest86 and discovering your fancy new RAM sticks are about as functional as a chocolate teapot. That moment when your upgrade journey transforms from "I'm gonna have the fastest PC ever" to "Did I just waste $200 on defective memory?" in 3.5 seconds flat. The hardware equivalent of writing perfect code that somehow still returns 47 compiler errors.

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Content You've seen Arch elitists, now get ready for Windows elitists Literally anything in POSIX is absolute garbage. While it's not clear what problem you are trying to solve, you can rest assured, that Windows offers something that's way better than what you have asked for. But then, you'd have to explain the problem (not your solution). 2 days ago Are you trying to solve a particular issue with the remote procedure call infrastructure that's already provided by the system? 2 days ago That's Windows specific, I'm trying for something portable. - itzjackyscode yesterday Just so that I understand: You (potentially) have a solution that's (potentially) optimal, but now you wish to depart from that solution, and implement one that's shitty, because it has to be implementable on shitty systems that run on shitty kernels. Is that approximately correct? yesterday My project is cross-platform because it's meant to work with a cross-platform emulator. Making it Windows-only would exclude a significant number of MacOS and Linux users. - itzjackyscode yesterday

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The ultimate burn against Microsoft Teams! What started as a humble journey through various Windows trash bin designs has reached its final form in 2025 - the Teams icon. Nothing says "where productivity goes to die" quite like equating collaboration software to a literal garbage receptacle. The progression is just *chef's kiss* - from simple pixelated bins to the sleek modern trash can we all know and love to hate. Microsoft devs are probably in a Teams meeting right now discussing this meme while experiencing 17 different audio issues.