Endoflife Memes

The eternal Windows 7 holdout, armed and dangerous! While Microsoft pushes everyone toward newer OS versions with their fancy updates and cloud integrations, there's always that one developer clinging to Windows 7 like it's the last functioning piece of software on Earth. They've customized it perfectly, know all the workarounds, and would rather engage in armed conflict than migrate to Windows 10/11. The irony? Microsoft ended Windows 7 support in 2020, so they're essentially defending a digital corpse. Still, respect for the commitment to a hill they've chosen to literally die on.

Looks like Windows 7 will still be clinging to life with 22% market share in October 2025 — well after its funeral date. Microsoft's trying to kill it, but some developers just refuse to let go of their beloved OS. It's like that relative who keeps showing up to family gatherings despite being pronounced dead years ago. The stubborn persistence of legacy systems is both impressive and terrifying. Somewhere, a sysadmin is planning to run Win7 until the heat death of the universe while muttering "if it ain't broke..."

Microsoft as the Terminator coming for Windows 10 users is just *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "upgrade or die" quite like a skeletal killing machine lurking in your doorway. Microsoft's subtle approach to end-of-life notifications consists of... *checks notes*... existential dread and implied violence. And Windows 10 users are just sitting there like frightened children, clutching their perfectly functional OS that doesn't yet have ads in File Explorer. The audacity of wanting to keep using something that actually works! Next they'll be telling us we need to pay a subscription for Notepad.