Windows 10 Titanic: Six Months Until Digital Iceberg

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of those cleaning apps! 💀 Here I am, a sophisticated developer who's been RELIGIOUSLY deleting every cleaning app that dares to appear on my system because they're just resource-hogging PARASITES that do NOTHING but give you the illusion of optimization while secretly plotting to steal your RAM! And now you're telling me some people actually USE them?! The BETRAYAL! The SCANDAL! It's like finding out people still use Internet Explorer BY CHOICE! Next thing you'll tell me is that someone actually reads those Terms of Service agreements! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

Content Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death is changing to black in Windows 11 The Black Screen of Death is here Your device ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then you can restart. 100 complete For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit https:www.windows.comstopcode If you call a support person, give them this info. Stop code SESSION INITIALIZATION FAILED

The duality of every Windows developer's existence, captured in feline form. The top cat is in a food coma after consuming too many executable files—just like your PC when you've installed 47 different IDEs "just to try them out." Meanwhile, the bottom cat is already plotting its next compiler crime despite being absolutely stuffed with binaries. It's the digital equivalent of saying "I'm never drinking again" while simultaneously texting friends to plan next weekend's bar crawl. The eternal cycle of creating executables, regretting executables, then immediately creating more executables is basically the software development circle of life.

Oh, the face of pure existential pain when someone casually mentions Windows in a room with a Linux user! That neck vein about to pop as they physically restrain themselves from launching into their rehearsed 47-minute TED talk about how they compiled their own kernel just to browse Reddit. Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to talk about normal human things like weather and sports, but our Linux friend is sitting there, twitching, desperately waiting for someone to ask "so what OS do you use?" Nobody will ask. Nobody ever asks. But they're ready. They're always ready.

When your gaming laptop hits 9000°C but you're determined to finish that race without thermal throttling. Engineers at Dell never anticipated this level of problem-solving brilliance. Who needs fancy liquid cooling when you can balance your laptop on an industrial fan that probably uses more electricity than your entire neighborhood? Nothing says "I understand computer hardware" like positioning your device directly above what is essentially a tiny helicopter. The irony of running Need for Speed while ensuring your laptop doesn't actually burst into flames is just *chef's kiss*.