Windows 10 Titanic: Six Months Until Digital Iceberg

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Windows 10 Titanic: Six Months Until Digital Iceberg

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Microsoft's email about Windows 10 end-of-support is basically the corporate equivalent of the Titanic's band playing while the ship sinks. "Your PC will continue to work, but support will be discontinued" is tech speak for "enjoy your future security vulnerabilities, we'll be over here selling Windows 11." The meme perfectly captures that sinking feeling when you realize your perfectly functional OS is being marched toward the digital graveyard while Microsoft plays a somber farewell tune. At least they're giving us 6 months to rearrange the deck chairs.

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