Just Bought This PC Off FB Marketplace

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Just Bought This PC Off FB Marketplace

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When you buy a used PC and discover the previous owner had a D: drive. Not a second hard drive, not a partition—just straight up D: vibes. The seller clearly understood the assignment of having exactly 7 items in their Pictures folder and keeping their file explorer looking suspiciously clean. Either you just scored a PC from someone who barely used it, or they did the world's fastest "delete browser history and pray" routine before the sale. The Network icon sitting there innocently at the bottom is just chef's kiss—because nothing says "totally normal PC" like a freshly wiped machine with the most generic folder structure known to Windows. At least they left you the Local Disk (C:) and didn't try to convince you it was an SSD.

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