Is This A Virus?

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Ah, the legendary CrystalDiskInfo67.exe – that sketchy-looking executable with a CD icon that somehow ends up being more trustworthy than half your company's codebase. When your disk is making sounds like a blender full of paperclips, this is the hero you reluctantly download, hovering over the "Run Anyway" button while whispering "please don't steal my Bitcoin." The irony is that legitimate disk diagnostic tools often look more suspicious than actual malware. Trust issues? In this industry, we call that "experience."

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