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Does Anyone Know How To Get Rid Of This?

Hardware AI Security

12 days ago 168.4K views 0 shares

Does Anyone Know How To Get Rid Of This?

Someone modded a benchmarking tool to require age verification with two delightfully dystopian options: either upload a video of your face so their "facial estimation AI" can guess your age, or submit government ID proving you're old enough to... run MemTest86. Because nothing says "I need to check my RAM" quite like surrendering your driver's license to a hardware diagnostic utility. The real kicker? The options are labeled "(S)tart" and "E(x)it" like it's some kind of legitimate system prompt. Pretty sure California didn't pass legislation requiring you to be 18+ to stress test your CPU, but here we are. Just another Tuesday in software hell where even your BIOS-level tools want to know your birthday.

Is This A Virus?

Windows Security Hardware Debugging

6 months ago 299.7K views 0 shares

Is This A Virus?

Ah, the legendary CrystalDiskInfo67.exe – that sketchy-looking executable with a CD icon that somehow ends up being more trustworthy than half your company's codebase. When your disk is making sounds like a blender full of paperclips, this is the hero you reluctantly download, hovering over the "Run Anyway" button while whispering "please don't steal my Bitcoin." The irony is that legitimate disk diagnostic tools often look more suspicious than actual malware. Trust issues? In this industry, we call that "experience."