The Cloud Storage Rebellion

Content Me: opening a shell Windows: YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

Content No. 87379666 7 minutes ago linux.png PNG 115.8 KiB 522747 so I decided to try this Linux thing google "how to install linux' apparently i have to choose a "distro" google "best linux distros" literally 8 to 10 recommendations every single time might as well stick to the ones that are for beginners google each one individually and discover that linux users shit on every single one of them "UbuntuLinux MintFedoraelementaryManjaro is trash, it breaks, it doesn't support random word, insert other distro is better" etc wtf is their problem going to stick to windows because linux users are seething retards

Content Why someone would use as a first programming language: Python: For it's simple syntax Java: To learn basic computer science concepts C: See Java BASIC: They were in cryogenic storage since 1968 Bash: To make themselves feel productive Git: To actually, why would someone use Git as their FIRST language? HTML: To make themselves feel like a programmer CSS: To make themselves feel like a cooler programmer JavaScript: They have a really good idea for a website TypeScript: They have a REALLY good idea for a website Brainfuck: They want to gain new respect for Alan Turing C: Meth addict that needs the same speed from their language C: Cocaine addict that needs the same speed from their language Carbon: To get a head-start on the 10-year job requirement PHP: Masochism Fortran: Masochism but with a better paycheck Rust: Cult induction Microsoft Excel: To feel like a geek without being a programmer Game of Life: Ooh... pretty squares.

Ah yes, the classic "just make it work" pseudocode solution to frozen programs. Someone's suggesting Microsoft should implement a magic button that forces unresponsive programs to respond, with their brilliant solution being the equivalent of telling a dead horse to stop being dead. The Monty Python reference is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I understand complex software architecture" like medieval knights marveling at basic if/then statements. Next up: fixing memory leaks by typing "memory.stop_leaking()".

Content Windows Windows Which Windows 10 feature is helping you stay productive today? 10:30 PM 18 May 20 Sprinklr Publishing 18 Retweets 235 Likes linux.tei 17 Replying to Windows The reboot functionality is very useful for getting to Linux

Content Everyone should play this game 2-3 times in life dimport random import os number random. randint (1, 10) guess input ("Silly game! Guess number between 1 and 10") guess int(guess) Bif guess number: print("You Won!") Belse: os. remove("C: WindowsSystem32")