Fellas This Is Getting Tiring

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Fellas This Is Getting Tiring

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Oh look, another developer conference where EVERYONE claims they're totally ready to ditch Windows! The crowd goes absolutely WILD with their hands raised like they just found out Stack Overflow has infinite free answers. But when it comes time to actually make the switch? *crickets* Suddenly everyone's remembering their precious Visual Studio, their company's legacy .NET apps, and that one obscure software that only runs on Windows. The enthusiasm drops faster than a production server at 5 PM on a Friday. It's the tech equivalent of everyone saying they'll definitely start going to the gym next Monday—sure Jan, we've heard that one before.

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