Fellas This Is Getting Tiring

When your dating app and GitHub notifications start blending together... 😂 Dating sites promise "hot singles" but developers know the real satisfaction comes from those promiscuous codebases just begging for your refactoring skills. The Linux Kernel is young, eager, and only 3 miles away! Meanwhile, Emacs is that slightly older, sophisticated editor with strong opinions about parentheses. And Visual Studio? That's the young one with a "6 year guide" - clearly needs an experienced developer to show it the ropes. The only commitment issues worse than your ex's are legacy codebases that haven't been refactored since 2008.

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Ah yes, the "Never Obsolete" computer with a blazing fast 566MHz processor and a whopping 64MB of RAM. Currently being used as a $2000 paperweight or a museum exhibit of technological hubris. That 56k modem is probably still faster than some hotel WiFi though. The real irony is that the sticker outlasted the computer's relevance by approximately 23 years and 364 days.

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The sacred scrolls of tech support revealed! Every IT person's daily mantra consists of asking if it's plugged in (while silently judging your cable management), suggesting the universal fix of turning it off and on again, insisting you update your perfectly functional 3-year-old system, and when all else fails, dropping mysterious command line incantations like chkdsk and dism that might as well be summoning demons. The judgy cat represents every support person's internal expression while keeping a professional voice on the call. These five horsemen of tech support have solved approximately 99% of all computer problems since the dawn of time.

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