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Center Div.Js: The 500MB Solution To A 5KB Problem

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2 months ago 189.1K views 0 shares

Center Div.Js: The 500MB Solution To A 5KB Problem

The truth bomb that launched a thousand uncomfortable laughs at a dev conference. Nothing says "modern web development" like creating 47MB of JavaScript dependencies to avoid writing display: flex; justify-content: center; . Meanwhile, the audience is divided between those nodding in agreement and those who just published their "Revolutionary CSS-in-JS Solution" on GitHub yesterday. The irony of someone presenting this while probably using a JS framework to power their slides is just *chef's kiss*.

The Harsh Truth Of Life

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2 months ago 148.7K views 0 shares

The Harsh Truth Of Life

Ah yes, the superhero we didn't know we needed—Spider-Man dropping truth bombs at tech conferences. While product managers obsess over button colors and "intuitive interfaces," developers are battling legacy codebases held together by StackOverflow answers and pure spite. Companies will spend millions on UX research but won't invest in decent documentation or give developers time to refactor code that's one semicolon away from sentience. Remember: behind every seamless user experience is a developer who sacrificed their sanity, sleep, and will to live. Your fancy app exists because someone stared at a terminal until 4 AM wondering if they should just become a goat farmer instead.