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Fellas This Is Getting Tiring

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4 hours ago 64.6K views 0 shares

Fellas This Is Getting Tiring

Oh look, another developer conference where EVERYONE claims they're totally ready to ditch Windows! The crowd goes absolutely WILD with their hands raised like they just found out Stack Overflow has infinite free answers. But when it comes time to actually make the switch? *crickets* Suddenly everyone's remembering their precious Visual Studio, their company's legacy .NET apps, and that one obscure software that only runs on Windows. The enthusiasm drops faster than a production server at 5 PM on a Friday. It's the tech equivalent of everyone saying they'll definitely start going to the gym next Monday—sure Jan, we've heard that one before.

The IT Manager Costume: Scarier Than Any Horror Movie

Programming Devops Agile

9 months ago 159.3K views 0 shares

The IT Manager Costume: Scarier Than Any Horror Movie

Ah, the infamous IT Manager Halloween costume! Perfect for scaring the living daylights out of any developer who's been promised a tech stack upgrade since 2018. The packaging really nails the corporate horror experience - empty promises, mandatory crunch time, and the classic "let's hire a Senior Dev from outside instead of promoting that Junior who's been carrying the codebase for 3 years." The bonus feature of ignoring staff feedback is just *chef's kiss* - like running production with notifications muted. And don't miss that "Free Pizza" star, the universal symbol for "we won't fix the technical debt, but here's a lukewarm Domino's at 9pm while you debug that legacy system!"