Every Time After Right-Clicking On A Local File

performance computing Tech frustration Operating systems Software bloat Right-click File explorer Context menu

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Every Time After Right-Clicking On A Local File

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Your computer is basically a supercomputer by 1990s standards - 32 cores, 32GB RAM, 2TB NVMe drive that could store the entire Library of Congress. Yet somehow Windows Explorer still takes 5 seconds to show you a right-click menu on a text file. The machine that could theoretically simulate nuclear explosions is brought to its knees by a context menu. The ultimate reminder that no matter how far technology advances, software will always find a way to waste every last resource you throw at it.

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