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Programmers Gambling Addiction
Algorithms Security Hardware Math Programming
9 days ago 83.7K views 0 shares
Programmers Gambling Addiction
Oh. My. GOD! Bitcoin mining explained in the most SAVAGE way possible! 😱 Imagine playing a cosmic lottery where you're trying to guess a number between 1 and 10 22 (that's a 1 with TWENTY-TWO zeros after it, sweetie). The odds are so astronomically ridiculous that your computer would literally burst into flames before guessing correctly! Yet here we are, with thousands of miners worldwide melting the polar ice caps with their electricity consumption just to play this mathematical slot machine from hell. And for what? The CHANCE to win 3.125 Bitcoin that they'll probably never sell because "it might go up more." The delusion is BREATHTAKING!

From Junkyard To Server 💪
Linux Devops Hardware Programming
14 days ago 68.9K views 1 shares
From Junkyard To Server 💪
That rusted, half-dead computer case is apparently all you need to run Linux. While Windows demands 16GB RAM and a quantum processor just to open a text file, Linux will happily boot on whatever archaeological artifact you've dug up from behind the shed. I've seen production servers running on hardware that belongs in the Smithsonian. That box probably outperforms half the cloud instances people are paying $50/month for. Just slap some Debian on it, SSH in from another continent, and watch it run for 7 years without rebooting.

The Sacred Art Of Waiting For Renders
Gamedev Hardware Unity Programming
28 days ago 107.2K views 0 shares
The Sacred Art Of Waiting For Renders
Rendering: the art of turning your $3000 gaming PC into a space heater while you stare at a progress bar. Non-3D folks will never understand the sacred ritual of watching an hourglass while your GPU screams for mercy. "I'm not doing nothing, I'm actively waiting for technology to catch up with my artistic vision."

The Acronym That Dare Not Speak Its Name
Hardware Programming Linux
1 month ago 102.9K views 0 shares
The Acronym That Dare Not Speak Its Name
BEHOLD! The world's most dramatic trademark dispute! AMD's ROCm software was once proudly "Radeon Open Compute platform" until the trademark police kicked down their door and said "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!" Now it's just... letters. Not an acronym. Just vibes. The ultimate corporate walk of shame where they had to [REDACT] their own name but keep using it anyway. It's like naming your child after your ex and then pretending the name doesn't actually mean anything when they ask. Pure tech industry DRAMA!

Is The Cure To Slow Bad Code Using Faster Hardware?
Hardware Algorithms Programming Debugging
1 month ago 105.4K views 0 shares
Is The Cure To Slow Bad Code Using Faster Hardware?
OMG, the AUDACITY of some developers! 💀 Instead of fixing their horrifically inefficient spaghetti code, they just throw more RAM and faster CPUs at the problem like that's going to save their algorithmic sins! Honey, your O(n²) monstrosity isn't going to magically become O(log n) just because you bought a shiny new processor. It's like putting a Ferrari engine in a shopping cart and expecting it to win Formula 1. The hardware might be faster, but your code is still a dumpster fire wrapped in a tragedy!

Thoughtful Rock
Hardware Physics Programming Debugging
1 month ago 85.4K views 0 shares
Thoughtful Rock
Your hacky code works because we convinced a fancy rock to do math. Let's not forget the crucial first steps though - we had to flatten said rock into a silicon wafer and zap it with electricity. Next time your janky regex actually matches what you want, thank the electrified pebble doing billions of calculations per second while having absolutely no idea what it's doing. It's like training a pet rock for the Olympics, except the rock doesn't even know it's competing.

I Have Become Llmthe God Of Computing
Programming
2 months ago 18.5K views 0 shares
iHaveBecomeLLMtheGodOfComputing | computing-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Python Is The Future
Programming Python Linux Backend
2 months ago 40.8K views 0 shares
pythonIsTheFuture | programming-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, computing-memes, program-memes, git-memes, data-memes, hardware-memes, api-memes, search-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Nick Dobos NickADobos You can get python api access to actual human brains grown in a lab computing is about to get WEIRD wetware hardware INCLUDED IN YOUR ACCESS Integrated RD environment for biocomputing research 247 remote access to brain organoid Realtime neural stimulation and reading Programming API for Python Digital notebook for documentation and research Data storage and backup Technical support Mandy Stadtmiller mandystadt May 29 16 partially grown human brains with no mouths, tiny eyes called organoids that live for 100 days comprise the "world's first bioprocessor" for a "million times less power than a digital chip" and omfg we are now in fact living in The Matrix

Java
Javascript Python Java Linux Frontend
2 months ago 113.9K views 0 shares
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Content 9:21 - Messages indeed.com Qualifications Education or a mixture of educationtraining and experience in: Proficient developing with C, C, Python and shell scripting Knowledge of key components of embedded system architecture Linux development environments and GCC- based toolchains ARM Cortex M Processors or similar Real-Time Operating Systems (RTOS) Digital communications (networking, wireless data transmission, framing, packet handling) Minimal Java experience (ideally none) Personalinterest in hardware-accelerated computing Personal interest in Rust or willingness to be taught Rust by WinterWinds Ability to read and modifv hardware schematics Ability to bring up hardware Meticulous Git hygiene Must be authorized to work in The United States

Average developer vs Senior developer
Linux Microsoft
3 months ago 35.7K views 0 shares
Average developer vs Senior developer | developer-memes, tech-memes, computing-memes, google-memes, search-memes, crypto-memes, network-memes, microsoft-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Average Developer: Q Search John Google GDE Microsoft MVP San Francisco, CA Contact info 500 connections Senior Developer: Q Search Kana-chan Bwockchain Enginyeew ( wo") Kingdom of Lugnica Contact info 500 connections Home My Network Jobs Messaging Any big tech Bachelor's Degree in Computing 1P Home Am My Network JODS Messaging Underground crypto company from east European Self-taught

The Facts
Python Cloud
4 months ago 84.7K views 0 shares
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Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, Follow View my blog 4d "No code" is someone else's code. "Cloud" is someone else's servers. "Machine Learning" is just statistics on steroids. "Artificial Intelligence is a collection of IF statements written on a massive scale. "Blockchain" is a highly inefficient database, secured by collective distrust. "Big Data" is a lot of data that nobody knows what to do with. "Smart Home" is where your fridge knows more about your diet than you do. "Virtual Reality" is a fancy way to ignore the actual reality. "Quantum Computing" is a kind of computing that not even its developers fully understand. "Internet of Things" is making sure even your toaster is hackable.

The Facts
Python Cloud
4 months ago 85.2K views 0 shares
theFacts | developer-memes, code-memes, computing-memes, machine learning-memes, server-memes, loc-memes, machine-memes, lock-memes, data-memes, database-memes, if statement-memes, blockchain-memes, internet-memes, servers-memes, cloud-memes, mac-memes, artificial intelligence-memes, big data-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Matt Watson 2nd 4x Founder, CTOCEO, Podcaster, ... Follow View my blog 4d "No code" is someone else's code. "Cloud" is someone else's servers. "Machine Learning" is just statistics on steroids. "Artificial Intelligence" is a collection of IF statements written on a massive scale. "Blockchain" is a highly inefficient database, secured by collective distrust. "Big Data" is a lot of data that nobody knows what to do with. "Smart Home" is where your fridge knows more about your diet than you do. "Virtual Reality" is a fancy way to ignore the actual reality. "Quantum Computing" is a kind of computing that not even its developers fully understand. "Internet of Things" is making sure even your toaster is hackable.