Converging Issues

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Converging Issues

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The holy trinity of OS frustration perfectly captured in a color triangle! Windows: "Nothing works well" because your printer driver is from 2007 and your registry is a haunted mansion. macOS: "Nothing works how you want it" because Apple decided you shouldn't have that feature, and who needs right-clicks anyway? Linux: Just "Nothing works" because you've spent 6 hours configuring your wireless card only to break your display drivers in the process. The beautiful irony is that no matter which OS you choose, you're just picking your preferred flavor of disappointment. It's like dating three different people who all ghost you in unique ways.

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