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The Real Squid Game: Python Edition

The Real Squid Game: Python Edition
Ah yes, the classic "guess correctly or your computer dies" game. A simple Python script that gives you a 1/10 chance of keeping your operating system intact. Deleting system32 is like performing a digital lobotomy on Windows - technically the patient survives, but good luck remembering how to breathe. The stakes in this number guessing game are slightly higher than your average casino. At least in Vegas, they just take your money - not your ability to boot up tomorrow morning.

Now Everyone Can Be Happy

Now Everyone Can Be Happy
BEHOLD! The Gulf of Mexico has been GLORIOUSLY renamed using environment variables! Because nothing says "international diplomacy" like renaming an entire body of water with a string interpolation! 💀 The f-string format with that os.environ['MY_GLORIOUS_COUNTRY'] variable is the PEAK of passive-aggressive geopolitics. Americans get "Gulf of America," Mexicans get "Golfo de México," and everyone else gets whatever their environment variables are set to! DIPLOMATIC CRISIS AVERTED THROUGH THE POWER OF STRING FORMATTING!

Russian Roulette: Python Edition

Russian Roulette: Python Edition
Ah, the classic "guess the number or lose your operating system" game! This Python script starts innocently enough - importing random and os modules, generating a random number between 1 and 10, and asking for your guess. But the stakes are ASTRONOMICAL. If you guess correctly: "You Won!" Congrats on your basic pattern recognition skills! If you guess wrong: The script casually executes os.remove("C:\Windows\System32") - essentially nuking the critical directory that keeps your Windows system functioning. Game over... literally. Your computer is now an expensive paperweight. The title "Everyone should play this game 2-3 times in life" is the chef's kiss of sarcasm. Sure, if you enjoy reinstalling your OS as a hobby!