Is It Still Safe To Use Windows 7?

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Is It Still Safe To Use Windows 7?

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The ultimate security through obscurity! Someone installed Windows on what appears to be a giant architectural display screen. That tiny Windows logo boot screen is like hanging a "HACK ME" sign on Fort Knox. Running outdated OS on building-sized hardware is next-level commitment to legacy systems. The IT department must've missed the memo about end-of-life support... by about a decade. Somewhere, a sysadmin is frantically trying to explain why their building BSOD'd during a client presentation.

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