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C Like Father, Like Son
C++ Programming Debugging
3 days ago 73.8K views 0 shares
C Like Father, Like Son
The naval mine (C) with all its dangerous spikes has spawned a smaller, arguably more aggressive offspring (C++). Perfect representation of how C++ emerged from C with extra features that can blow up your code in exciting new ways! The parent is already dangerous enough with manual memory management and pointer arithmetic, but the child adds inheritance, templates, and operator overloading to create even more spectacular runtime explosions. Just like these underwater mines, both languages will sink your project if you touch the wrong part.

Ultimate Dirty Talk (For Database Nightmares)
Databases Security Programming Backend
16 days ago 81.9K views 0 shares
Ultimate Dirty Talk (For Database Nightmares)
Oh sweet summer child... whispering about raw SQL without parameterization is like admitting you leave your front door wide open in a neighborhood of SQL injection attacks! The first panel seems seductive until the horrified reaction in the second panel hits. Every database admin just felt a cold shiver down their spine. It's basically saying "I enjoy living dangerously by concatenating user input directly into my queries" which is the digital equivalent of juggling chainsaws while blindfolded. Bobby Tables sends his regards!

Russian Roulette: Python Edition
Python Security Windows Programming
2 months ago 105.9K views 1 shares
Russian Roulette: Python Edition
Ah, the classic "guess the number or lose your operating system" game! This Python script starts innocently enough - importing random and os modules, generating a random number between 1 and 10, and asking for your guess. But the stakes are ASTRONOMICAL. If you guess correctly: "You Won!" Congrats on your basic pattern recognition skills! If you guess wrong: The script casually executes os.remove("C:\Windows\System32") - essentially nuking the critical directory that keeps your Windows system functioning. Game over... literally. Your computer is now an expensive paperweight. The title "Everyone should play this game 2-3 times in life" is the chef's kiss of sarcasm. Sure, if you enjoy reinstalling your OS as a hobby!