A Terrible Dream For Frontend Devs

Content 2 3 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 IDENTIFICATION DIVISION. PROGRAM-ID. ADDNUMBERS. DATA DIVISION. FILE SECTION. WORKING- STORAGE SECTION. 01 FIRST-NUMBER 01 SECOND-NUMBER PICTURE IS 99. PICTURE IS 99. 01 RESULT PICTURE IS 9999. PROCEDURE DIVISION. MAIN-PROCEDURE. DISPLAY "Here is the first Number " MOVE 8 TO FIRST-NUMBER DISPLAY FIRST-NUMBER DISPLAY "Let's add 20 to that number." ADD 20 TO FIRST-NUMBER DISPLAY FIRST-NUMBER DISPLAY "Create a second variable" MOVE 30 TO SECOND-NUMBER DISPLAY SECOND-NUMBER COMMENT: COMPUTE THE TWO NUMBER AND PLACE INTO RESULT COMPUTE RESULT - FIRST-NUMBER SECOND-NUMBER. DISPLAY "The result is:" DISPLAY RESULT. STOP RUN. 30 END PROGRAM ADDNUMBERS.

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The modern JavaScript ecosystem in its full glory! Someone actually created an entire npm package that does nothing but check if a number equals 13. That's it. That's the whole package. The reaction face says it all - that perfect mix of disappointment and existential dread when you realize people are installing a dependency with its own dependencies just to replace x === 13 . And the best part? This isn't even a joke. There are thousands of these micro-packages clogging up the JavaScript ecosystem. Next week: "left-pad-but-only-on-tuesdays" with 3 million weekly downloads.

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of Node.js! Your tiny 300kb app that probably just displays "Hello World" is forced to drag around a 12GB monstrosity of node_modules like some sort of digital pack mule! 💀 It's the modern developer's nightmare - creating something sleek and elegant only to have it CRUSHED under the weight of seventeen thousand dependencies you didn't even know you needed! Your poor little app is literally GASPING for air under all those packages that do things you could probably write yourself in 10 lines of code!

The bike represents a classic web architecture where everything is duct-taped together with questionable integration. The back-end (purple part) and front-end (green part) are connected by a REST API that's literally plastic wrap and tape. This is what happens when your "microservices" architecture is designed during a hackathon at 4am fueled by energy drinks and desperation. The developers stand proudly next to their monstrosity as if they've just revolutionized computing. Spoiler: they haven't.