A Terrible Dream For Frontend Devs

Content Brevity is the soul of wit Make the code as short as possible. Show how smart you are. Let subtle language features guide you. For instance, take a look at this ternary operator '?' : 1 taken from a well-known javascript library 2 i i? i 0? Math.max(0, len i) : i: 0; Cool, right? If you write like that, a developer who comes across this line and tries to understand what is the value of i is going to have a merry time. Then come to you, seeking for an answer. One-letter variables Another way to code shorter is to use single-letter variable names everywhere. Like a, b or c. A short variable disappears in the code like a real ninia in the forest. No one will be able to find it using "search" of the editor. And even if someone does, they won't be able to "decipher" what the name a or b means. Soar high. Be abstract. While choosing a name try to use the most abstract word. Like obj, data, value, item, elem and so on. The ideal name for a variable is data . Use it everywhere you can. Indeed, every variable holds data, right? ProarammerHumor.io

Content 17 Bryan Jones a retweet Thomas "Kick Nazis out, jack" Fuchs thomasfuchs 22 nov. 2017 Here we see a group of JavaScript engineers implementing a method that adds two numbers v 9 147 17 5,2 k 10 k

Content Aaron Patterson tenderlove Apr 20, 2016 I like to add and M any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug 128 17 3.8K 5.4K assertchris assertchris Replying to tenderlove tenderlove shochdoerfer I like to add object Object.. 7:44 AM Apr 20, 2016 Twitter Web Client v 10 Retweets 86 Likes 17 ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content Bobs bobs Living in a house designed by React devs - a diary: Dav 11 Living room lamp flickered. Went to check its switch.. switch wasn't there. Followed lamp wire up and up until I got to the 3rd floor.. 3rd floor was ALL switches. A note read: "this is where we keep the switches". ProdrammerHumor.io

Remember when 720p was the gold standard of video quality? Fast forward to 2025, and streaming platforms are like "here's your 720p content that looks like it was filmed through a potato during an earthquake." Somehow we've gone full circle where bandwidth throttling and compression algorithms have turned "HD" into "Hardly Distinguishable." The irony of having 8K-capable devices to watch videos that look like they were encoded by a hamster running on a wheel is just *chef's kiss*. Progress!