Node Modules: The Real MVPs Of Your Application

node_modules dependencies npm open source Package management web development Imposter syndrome

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Node Modules: The Real MVPs Of Your Application

javascript-memes, node_modules-memes, dependencies-memes, npm-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of developers thinking they're coding geniuses while their entire app is basically a yacht being dragged by a truck labeled "node_modules" containing 1000 open source packages! Honey, you're not writing code—you're just playing LEGO with other people's blocks! That smug little horse on the yacht thinking they're Captain Code while the REAL heroes are towing their entire career behind them on the highway of dependency. The delusion is BREATHTAKING! 💅

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