Thank You But Keep Your Mouth Shut

Content I can't believe he didn't cry during Titanic! Do men even have feelings? Stack Overflow was sold to Prosus, a Netherlands-based consumer internet conglomerate, on 2 June, 2021, for 1.8 billion. Created by: Jeff Atwood and Joel Spolsky Owner: Stack Exchange, Inc Content license: CC BY-SA 2.5, 3.0, or 4.0 (depending on date)

Content MORE MY CODE DOING EXACTLY WHAT I PROGRAMMED IT TO DO ME, ANGRY BECAUSE MY CODE DOESN'T WORK

Content My reaction when someone doesn't give exactly one space before and after': Pathetic.

That moment when you finally get promoted to senior developer with admin access, only to discover the horrifying spaghetti code your predecessors have been hiding in private repos. You're now responsible for maintaining code that looks like it was written by a caffeinated raccoon with a keyboard. Congratulations on your promotion—you're now legally obligated to pretend this monstrosity is maintainable during client meetings.

The eternal battle between programming languages in one perfect sumo match! The massive C and C++ community stands like an immovable mountain of legacy code and performance, while tiny Rust enthusiasts desperately try to push them over with their memory safety arguments. It's like watching your little cousin try to convince your stubborn uncle that his 40-year-old way of doing things might have some flaws. "But... but... we prevent segmentation faults at compile time!" Yeah, good luck with that, kiddo. The C/C++ devs just pat them on the head while continuing to manually manage memory like it's 1972.

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