Thank You But Keep Your Mouth Shut

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The PostgreSQL docs really said "don't @ me" with calendar math. That snarky response about complaining to the Pope is peak database documentation energy. It's like the author got tired of people arguing about whether the 21st century started in 2000 or 2001 and just decided to drop the mic with SQL receipts. The query results don't lie - December 2000 is century 20, February 2001 is century 21. And if you have a problem with that logic, good luck getting the Vatican to change 2000 years of calendar conventions for your database query.

You spent HOURS crafting what you believe is a masterpiece of logic and elegance. Your code compiles! It runs! It actually WORKS! You're sitting there like a proud parent at graduation, ready to bask in the glory of your achievement. Then some code reviewer has the AUDACITY to ask if your beautiful creation was "vibe-coded" – you know, that magical process where you just throw spaghetti at the wall until something sticks, guided purely by vibes and prayers rather than actual software engineering principles. The disrespect! The betrayal! Your ego goes from SpongeBob's confident smile to complete existential meltdown faster than a segmentation fault. But let's be real – we've ALL written code that technically works but looks like it was assembled by a caffeinated raccoon at 3 AM. Sometimes the vibes DO be coding though. 🧽💀

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