Thank You But Keep Your Mouth Shut

App idea Developer nightmare Non-technical friends Free work Startup ideas Exposure payment Developer frustration Side hustle

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Thank You But Keep Your Mouth Shut

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Every developer's internal reaction when a non-technical friend starts with "I've got an app idea." The threatening pose perfectly captures that mix of dread and irritation we feel when someone's about to pitch their "revolutionary" app that's basically "Uber but for hamsters" or "Facebook but people are nice." What they don't realize is they're the 500th person to think they're the first to come up with it, and no, we don't want to build it for free in exchange for "exposure" or a mythical 2% equity that'll totally make us rich someday.

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