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Behold, the ultimate security hack – using HTML tags as your actual password. Google says "mix letters, numbers, and symbols" and this genius just went full markup language. Technically, it does have all three requirements. The best part? Any decent security scanner would have an existential crisis trying to figure out if this is a password or just really aggressive formatting. Ten bucks says some poor backend developer is frantically patching this exploit as we speak.

HONEY, THE MARKET HAS CHANGED ! 2022 was the golden era when developers were literally DROWNING in job offers! SpongeBob and Patrick swimming in employment bliss while we're out here in 2024 refreshing our inboxes like desperate peasants! The audacity of tech companies to just... stop throwing money at us! I've gone from choosing between FAANG offers to considering if my barista skills are transferable. The tech bubble didn't just burst—it EXPLODED in our faces while we were busy planning which tech company's free lunch menu was superior! 💀

The classic "I know kung fu" moment, but for programming nerds. Some hotshot claims they "use C++ in JavaScript" and when challenged, reveals their groundbreaking technique: a for loop with c++ as the iterator. That's like saying you speak French because you can say "bonjour." The violence in the last panel is completely justified - that's just standard code review procedure for crimes against programming languages. This is why senior devs drink so much coffee.

The irony of TypeScript in its purest form! Someone's proudly declaring "TypeScript is good because it's a typed language!!" but then immediately betrays that principle by using any type - the escape hatch that basically turns TypeScript back into JavaScript. It's like buying a security system for your house and then leaving the key under the doormat. The shocked cat face perfectly captures how the TypeScript compiler must feel watching developers circumvent its entire purpose with a single keyword.

That moment when your IDE doesn't highlight your syntax and you just know something's broken. Modern developers have become so dependent on syntax highlighting that plain text code feels like trying to read ancient hieroglyphics with sunglasses on. The sixth sense of every programmer isn't ESP—it's detecting errors before the compiler even gets a chance. If your code stays black when it should be a rainbow of function names, strings, and keywords, you might as well start debugging before you even hit run.

Ah yes, the "vibe coder" - stretching fingers, cracking neck, warming up those legs... all for the impossible task of "Make no mistakes." That's like telling a JavaScript developer their code will work on the first try. The physical preparation for absolute perfection is the most relatable programmer delusion ever. We all do this ridiculous pre-coding ritual like we're about to perform brain surgery, only to spend the next 4 hours debugging a missing semicolon.