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Very Useful List Indeed
Programming Security
11 hours ago 152.4K views 0 shares
Very Useful List Indeed
The eternal struggle of a developer's brain refusing to shut down at bedtime. Just as you're drifting off to sleep, your brain hits you with the impossible dream: "What if there was a GitHub list of GDPR-compliant EU companies that actually respect privacy?" Your brain knows full well this mythical collection is as rare as bug-free code on the first commit. The wide-eyed stare in the final panel perfectly captures that moment when you realize you'll be debugging this thought until 4 AM instead of sleeping. Finding ethical tech companies is like searching for proper documentation – theoretically possible but practically nonexistent.

The Cookie Conundrum
Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming
1 day ago 64.4K views 0 shares
The Cookie Conundrum
The eternal web development paradox: a site proudly announces it "doesn't use cookies" while clearly failing to remember you already dismissed this notification. Nothing says "we respect your privacy" quite like forcing you to click the same damn button every time you visit. Somewhere, a frontend developer is laughing maniacally while deliberately not implementing localStorage either.

Accepting Cookies: The Matrix Edition
Webdev Security Javascript Programming Frontend
3 days ago 54.8K views 0 shares
Accepting Cookies: The Matrix Edition
OH. MY. GOSH. The Matrix meets modern web browsing in the most INFURIATING collision of worlds! Neo, savior of humanity, destroyer of Agent Smith, THE CHOSEN ONE... reduced to clicking "Accept Cookies" before the all-knowing Oracle will even SPEAK to him! 🍪 Even in a dystopian future where machines harvest humans for energy, they still can't escape those soul-crushing cookie consent popups! The Oracle's like "Sorry hun, gotta track your prophecy-viewing habits for 'improved user experience' before I tell you if you're The One." GDPR compliance reaches even Zion! 💅

Still In 2024: The Obstacle Course We Call The Internet
Webdev React Javascript Programming Frontend
12 days ago 64.0K views 0 shares
Still In 2024: The Obstacle Course We Call The Internet
Browsing the web in 2024 is basically playing a game of "Popup Whack-a-Mole" before you can actually read anything. Two years later and nothing's changed - we've just gotten faster at the cookie-decline-video-stop-popup-close speedrun. The real achievement isn't finding the information you need, it's remembering what you were looking for after battling through five layers of digital harassment. Modern web developers aren't creating websites anymore; they're designing obstacle courses with a tiny content reward at the end.

Is European Software Eng
Cloud Networking Security Devops AWS
1 month ago 137.1K views 0 shares
Is European Software Eng
European software engineers telling American cloud providers to take a hike after GDPR and Schrems II. Nothing says "I don't want to play with you anymore" quite like data sovereignty laws making AWS, GCP, and Azure non-compliant overnight. European devs just sitting there with their locally-hosted solutions, sipping tea while American cloud giants scramble to build EU data centers that still technically don't solve the legal problem.