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The internet's most awkward puberty timeline exposed! First, HTML spent 4 years strutting around naked with no CSS to dress it up. Then JavaScript arrived a year later, but apparently HTML still needed 3 more years to develop a brain. This perfectly captures the chaotic evolution of web development—a naked, brainless markup language somehow became the foundation of everything we build today. No wonder our websites are dysfunctional; they were raised by a parent who spent its formative years without clothes or cognitive function.

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