Engineering Manager And Fullstack Lead Trying To Center A Div

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Engineering Manager And Fullstack Lead Trying To Center A Div

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Two cats staring at a laptop screen is the perfect metaphor for what happens when leadership tries to center a div. They'll spend hours looking at the screen, trying different combinations of margin: auto, display: flex, and justify-content: center before eventually giving up and using absolute positioning with negative margins. Because nothing says "I'm a professional" like using CSS hacks that will break the second someone resizes the window. Frontend development: where even the simplest tasks make you question your career choices.

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