Product Management Be Like

The duality of every developer's existence in one perfect cat meme. When someone asks how long you've been coding, you confidently say "4 years" like it means something. But the moment they assume you must be an expert, your inner cat goes from stoic to panicked faster than a production server during a demo. The truth is, no matter how many years you rack up, you're perpetually one Stack Overflow outage away from complete technical amnesia. Four years of experience just means four years of increasingly creative ways to Google error messages.

THE AUDACITY of people pronouncing SQL as "sequel" is the hill I will DIE ON! 💀 It's S-Q-L, you monsters! The full name is "Structured Query Language" - where exactly is this mythical "E" hiding?! Database developers across the universe are LITERALLY SPLITTING INTO WARRING FACTIONS over this pronunciation catastrophe. One side smugly spelling it out letter by letter while the "sequel" crowd struts around like they've invented a better sorting algorithm. The database wars aren't about Oracle vs. MySQL - they're about who's going to snap first in the next meeting when someone says "sequel server" instead of "S-Q-L server"!

That moment when your roommate's forgotten meat perfectly resembles the low-poly nightmare fuel from 90s PlayStation games. The texture mapping is spot on - 256 colors of pure horror. Probably has the same shelf life as those games too... measured in decades. Just waiting for it to T-pose and clip through the refrigerator wall.

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The duality of a programmer's existence captured in one perfect meme! Top panel: "Does writing code make you happy?" with hands proudly holding a sign saying "YES." Bottom panel reveals the brutal truth: "YESTERDAY IT ONLY MADE ME CRY 3 TIMES." That's actually a good day in development! The emotional rollercoaster of coding where solving a bug gives you god-like euphoria for 5 minutes before the next error message plunges you into existential despair. Progress is measured not by eliminating tears but by reducing their frequency.

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