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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of junior development in one UNO card! 😱 Left: A simple choice - "Read the Documentation Or Draw 25" Right: Junior dev with 25 FREAKING CARDS in hand, looking like they're about to collapse under the weight of their life choices! 💀 Because apparently skimming through 3 paragraphs of documentation is THE MOST HORRIFYING CONCEPT IN THE UNIVERSE compared to drowning in a sea of trial-and-error chaos for 6 hours straight! Who needs sanity when you can have the thrill of random Stack Overflow solutions?!

Ah, the sacred ritual of CI/CD pipeline watching. The top panel shows the responsible choice of starting another ticket while your code builds—a noble yet fictional aspiration we all pretend to have. Meanwhile, the bottom panel reveals the truth: you're already scrolling Reddit, fingers crossed that Jenkins doesn't send you that dreaded "build failed" email while you're 17 posts deep into r/ProgrammerHumor. Let's be honest, those 3-5 minutes of build time are basically developer-sanctioned microbreaks. Why solve problems when you can watch other people solve them on the internet?

Content That was a problem for future me, and now I am future me,

Content 2016 There is no such thing as Serverless. It's just someone else's server. 2022 There is no such thing as Codeless. It's just someone else's code.

Ah, the sacred Friday deployment ritual! The production server is humming along perfectly, but that won't stop a developer with sunglasses and questionable judgment from pushing code right before the weekend. The meme references Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" - essentially Rickrolling the entire company's weekend. The unspoken rule? Never deploy on Friday . Yet here we are, watching someone confidently break the most hallowed commandment of DevOps with the swagger of someone who won't be answering emergency calls at 2 AM on Saturday.

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