Someone actually built an API that does nothing but return creative excuses for saying "no." Because apparently, we've reached peak cloud infrastructure where even our rejections need to be scalable and serverless. The beauty here is that while the tech industry keeps adding "-as-a-Service" to everything (SaaS, PaaS, IaaS), someone finally had the audacity to create the one service we actually need: a professionally generated way to decline things. Why write your own rejection when you can make an HTTP request for it? Built for "humans, excuses, and humor" – which is basically the holy trinity of software development. Need to tell your PM why you can't implement that feature by tomorrow? There's an API for that. Need to explain why you can't review that PR right now? API call. The future is here, and it's beautifully passive-aggressive.
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