We Used To

Grandpa Simpson telling war stories, except instead of walking uphill both ways, it's about actually reading code before shipping it. You know, back in the mythical era when code reviews weren't just rubber-stamping a PR because you want to go home. The kids look appropriately skeptical, probably because they've never seen a codebase that wasn't held together by duct tape and prayer. These days, if it compiles and the CI pipeline turns green, that's basically a standing ovation. Ship it and let production be the real QA environment.