Code Is Working

Content Joanna Stern JoannaStern Since the iPhone 14 went on sale, the 911 dispatch center near Kings Island amusement park has received at least six phones calls saying: "The owner of this iPhone was in a severe car crash.. Except, the owner was just on a roller coaster.

The eternal battle between PMs and developers, captured in its natural habitat. When a PM says "make it more intuitive," they actually mean "add more validation steps." Meanwhile, the developer looking at their masterpiece of UI design where the "confirm email" field literally asks "Yes that is my Email" instead of having users type their email twice. Somewhere, a UX designer just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why.

The code is a perfect example of why game developers shouldn't be allowed near RNGs unsupervised! 😂 What we're looking at is a glorious mess of Python where someone created two nearly identical functions ( count_greater_than_11 and count_greater_than_5 ) that generate random numbers between 1-20 and increment a counter when the number exceeds a threshold. But wait! The function names and comments don't even match - one says "greater than 11" in the comment but checks for > 10 in the code, while the other claims to check for > 5 but actually checks for > 4! And then there's that lonely is_divisible_by_7 function at the bottom, just hanging out with no apparent connection to anything else. It's like someone started implementing their own version of RNG bias with specific magic numbers, got bored halfway through, and shipped it anyway. This is probably why that boss battle feels unfairly difficult every 7th attempt...

THE SKULL AND GEAR OF DOOM! 💀⚙️ That IT Support vest is basically advertising "I'm the grim reaper of your technical nightmares!" When the guy with THIS logo shows up, your computer isn't just broken—it's having an existential crisis! Your data isn't just corrupted—it's been dragged to the digital underworld! Your network isn't just down—it's being tortured in techno-hell! And yet we still expect these harbingers of digital doom to fix everything with a smile while we ask "have you tried turning it off and on again?" for the billionth time. The skull doesn't represent what they'll do to your computer—it represents their slowly dying soul after explaining to Karen from accounting that no, her coffee cup holder isn't broken, THAT'S A DVD DRIVE!

Content Still not working? That's weird. You may have to reboot your PC , It's still rebooting There is absolutely no problem, please take your time! Done committing Oh! It's working now It's uploading... Of course it is! We are committed to never let bugs in production! CommitStrip.com

The eternal battle between Vim, VS Code, and Notepad++ users in one perfect meme! The distraught developer is having a meltdown over forgetting a semicolon - that tiny syntax character that brings entire codebases crashing down. Meanwhile, the hooded figures (modern IDE users) are utterly confused why this is even an issue. In 2024, with intelligent code completion, linting, and auto-formatting, semicolon errors are practically extinct for devs using modern tools. But for the purists coding in vanilla environments? That missing semicolon might as well be a missing kidney. The true comedy gold is that both sides think the other is completely insane. Tool elitism at its finest!