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BEHOLD! The architectural MONSTROSITY that is my codebase! That random balcony attached to a brick wall with absolutely NO DOOR to access it? That's the function I wrote at 2am that somehow fixed EVERYTHING. Do I understand why? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Would I rather die than delete it? YOU BET YOUR SEMICOLONS I WOULD! It's like finding a random line of code that prevents your entire application from imploding and just backing away slowly while whispering "nobody touch it." The digital equivalent of a load-bearing poster!

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