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Never Write Funny Comments

documentation Technical debt Software development Legacy code Code maintenance Code comments Coding standards Hindsight Self-cringe

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1 year ago 302,923 views 0 shares

Never Write Funny Comments

code-comments-memes, legacy-code-memes, programmer-humor-memes, code-maintenance-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The special kind of shame that comes from encountering your own "hilarious" code comments years later. That moment when past-you thought "// This function is held together by duct tape and prayers" was comedy gold, but present-you just stares in silent judgment wondering what kind of sleep-deprived monster wrote that. The code probably still works though, so... mission accomplished?

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