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Ah, the corporate time-tracking paradox. You've spent so much time meticulously logging your hours in Jira that you now need to track the time you spent tracking time. Next logical step? Track the time spent tracking the time spent tracking time. Congratulations, you've just discovered recursion without writing a single line of code. Management will probably ask you to create a Jira ticket to improve time-tracking efficiency.

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