Never Write Funny Comments

Code comments Legacy code Code maintenance documentation Self-cringe Technical debt Coding standards Software development Hindsight

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Never Write Funny Comments

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The special kind of shame that comes from encountering your own "hilarious" code comments years later. That moment when past-you thought "// This function is held together by duct tape and prayers" was comedy gold, but present-you just stares in silent judgment wondering what kind of sleep-deprived monster wrote that. The code probably still works though, so... mission accomplished?

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