No Harm Done

Starting a new coding project is like the top panel—stoic, methodical, calm. "I'll follow best practices. I'll document everything." Two hours later, you're in the bottom panel—screaming at your monitor because your perfectly reasonable code is throwing 47 errors and the Stack Overflow answer from 2011 just made things worse. The transformation from "I'm a professional engineer" to "WHY WON'T YOU COMPILE, YOU STUPID MACHINE?!" happens faster than your IDE can autocomplete.

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The tech industry's greatest mystery: how someone who thinks "JavaScript" is a fancy coffee order gets hired with a higher salary than you. That awkward moment when your new coworker's technical interview must have consisted of "Do you know what a computer is?" "Yes." "HIRED! Here's a six-figure salary!" Nothing quite matches the existential crisis of discovering the person making 20% more than you thinks "Docker" is just a brand of khaki pants. The hiring algorithm seems to be: (buzzwords ÷ actual knowledge) × confidence = salary

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