No Harm Done

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No Harm Done

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The eternal developer dilemma: ship it broken or fix it properly? The left panel shows the guilt of knowing you've written garbage code. The right panel is that sweet rationalization that kicks in – "It's fine, that feature's buried so deep in the settings menu even QA probably didn't test it." We've all been there. That quick fix at 4:55 PM on Friday that you KNOW will come back to haunt you in six months when someone actually discovers that page. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? (Narrator: The worst did, in fact, happen.)

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