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The bell curve of syntax pedantry! On the left, you've got the blissfully ignorant coder who just forgets semicolons entirely. On the right, the equally rare punctuation zealot who's horrified by using commas instead of periods. And in the middle? The screaming majority of us who've spent hours debugging only to find it was a missing semicolon all along. Nothing says "experienced developer" quite like the primal rage of yelling "USE AN IDE!!!" at your screen after wasting an afternoon on a syntax error that proper tooling would've caught instantly. The semicolon wars continue to claim victims daily.

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Spent an hour furiously adding console logs, tweaking variables, and questioning your entire career choice only to realize you wrote a beautiful function that sits there... completely uncalled. It's like cooking a gourmet meal and forgetting to take it out of the oven. The self-inflicted rage is immeasurable—screaming at yourself while also being the person who needs the screaming. The duality of developer suffering in its purest form.

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