Optimizing The Wrong Thing

Technical debt Code quality Syntax Priorities Optimization Efficiency Code refactoring

Programming Debugging Testing

4 months ago 144,194 views 0 shares

Optimizing The Wrong Thing

optimization-memes, debugging-memes, code-quality-memes, programming-mistakes-memes, efficiency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Congratulations! You've achieved peak programmer efficiency by making your broken code run 0.002% faster. The compiler might be screaming, the logic might be completely backward, and your future self will definitely curse your name—but hey, that apostrophe optimization is something to put on your resume. "Debugged code? No. Made wrong code slightly more efficient at being wrong? Absolutely."

More Like This

Version Control Nightmare

Programming Devops Git Microsoft Debugging

5 months ago 213.0K views 0 shares

Version Control Nightmare

That face when someone suggests replacing Git with Excel. The silent scream of a thousand merge conflicts yet to come. Next they'll propose using PowerPoint for CI/CD pipelines because "it has nice transitions." Some people just want to watch the world burn—one corrupted spreadsheet at a time.

Recursion robin hood version

Programming Javascript Python Java

4 years ago 106.9K views 0 shares

Recursion robin hood version | version-memes, recursion-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Robin Hood: steals from the rich to give to the poor Poor person: Gee thanks! I'm rich now! Robin Hood: You're fucking what?

Absolute Chaos

Programming

1 year ago 60.5K views 0 shares

absoluteChaos | code-memes, tech-memes, engineer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content company's codebase after hiring too many engineers with "yes, can do" attitude D BEES

Will Ilose My Streak Tomorrow

Programming

10 months ago 40.0K views 0 shares

willILoseMyStreakTomorrow | reddit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 22:50 Reddit al 28 255 day streak! Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa WEEK 3 Do a lesson every day this week to keep your Perfect Streak! CONTINUE

HR process

Programming

4 years ago 48.7K views 0 shares

HR process | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I wonder if companies with 100s of resumes would get better hires from taking 50 and reading them carefully rather than putting 500 through an automated process. 43.6k J Reply well first of all what you do is take half the pile and throw it in the trash; you dont want unlucky people working for you anyway 412.3k I Reply ( 387

Every Programmer Icon Has Angular Brackets And Aslash Because Html Is Not Only Aprogramming Language But Also Theprogramming Language

Programming Javascript Python Frontend

1 year ago 102.0K views 0 shares

everyProgrammerIconHasAngularBracketsAndASlashBecauseHtmlIsNotOnlyAProgrammingLanguageButAlsoTHEProgrammingLanguage | programming-memes, programmer-memes, html-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, program-memes, angular-memes, list-memes, search-memes, ML-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content rreeicon - 818 programme x C a freeicons.io a freeicons.iosearchicons?qprogrammer D Icon Illustration icons brogrammer Q Pricing Log in Sign up 818 Programmer Icons Free And Premium programmer SVG Vectors and Icons. programmer icons and vector packs for Sketch, Figma, websites or apps. Browse 88 vector icons about programmer term. Desian and Development tips in your inbox. Every weekdav. Price Type Free Premium Search Type Popular Recent Style All styles Glyph Outline Flat Filled outline Photorealistic 3D