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Content In 2009 a pigeon named Winston raced Telkom, South Africa's largest ISP, to see who could deliver 4GB of data to a location 60 miles away the fastest. By the time Winston arrived with the 4GB flash drive, Telkom had transmitted only 4 of the data. emel YEAH NATURE, BITCH!

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper client: and you've tested the site in internet explorer? me ...yes. GIF 5:30 PM 27 Jun 17 1,858 RETWEETS 3,816 LIKES

That's what happens when you push untested code on Friday at 4:59 PM with a commit message "it works on my machine." The skeleton isn't a metaphor - it's literally the remains of the last developer who thought hotfixing production was a personality trait. The business calls it "moving fast and breaking things," but the on-call engineer calls it "why I drink."

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Content My boss thanking me for fixing the bugs in production Me reverting my last commit