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So you want to build the next billion-dollar unicorn? Easy! Just follow these three simple steps: do the impossible, achieve the unthinkable, and casually add "make no mistakes" to your to-do list like it's buying groceries. Because clearly, the secret to startup success is just... not messing up? Revolutionary! Someone tell all those failed startups they simply forgot to check the "make no mistakes" box. The delusion is IMMACULATE. These "vibe coders" really think they can manifest a unicorn valuation through sheer confidence and a complete denial of reality. Zero bugs, zero technical debt, zero failed deployments—just pure, unfiltered perfection. Sure, Jan. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here with our production incidents and hotfixes, living in the real world where mistakes are basically our middle name.
How To Make Unicorn Startup
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