Schrödinger's Code: Simultaneously Broken And Working

Behold, the classic "belt and suspenders" approach to software engineering! Someone decided to publish that config data twice—once inside the conditional and once outside—because why risk it only being published once, right? This is like ordering pizza, then immediately ordering the exact same pizza again just in case the first one doesn't arrive. The second call will always execute regardless of the condition, making the entire if-statement completely pointless. Somewhere in a code review, a senior developer is quietly dying inside.

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First day on the job and already pushing untested code to production? Bold move, André. Very bold. Nothing says "I belong here" like finding dead code and immediately resurrecting it without asking questions. The senior devs are probably having collective heart attacks while frantically checking Cloudflare's status page. That "Happy to be part of the team" is gonna age like milk when they discover what function he just unleashed upon the world. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is updating their resume while muttering "not my fault" under their breath.

The progression from stressed developer to full-blown circus clown perfectly captures the mental gymnastics we perform to justify working with terrible codebases. First, you're mildly annoyed by spaghetti code. Then you're putting on makeup to cope with outdated tech stacks. By the time you're dealing with zero documentation and no version control, you've gone full rainbow wig. But the punchline? "At least I have a job" – the ultimate coping mechanism for professional self-respect. Because nothing says "I've made good career choices" like convincing yourself that employment justifies digital torture.

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