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Marques Brownlee MKBHD 1d Rule 1 is never buy a product based on promised software updates but wow I'll take it. Thanks Tesla V Update available-Your Model S Performance just got quicker April 22. 2020. 5:10 PM You asked for it. With our latest over-the -air software update to Model 5 Performance, we improved 0-60 acceleration to 2.3 seconds and quarter-mile time to 10.4 seconds. Go for 216 17 888 21.3K Bill Mota BMP2. Replying to MKBHD and Tesla Lmfao idk how Tesla is able to make a car faster through code but I fucks with it 6:25 AM 23 Apr 20 Twitter for iPhone 32 Retweets 1,673 Likes 17 listening to my bloody valentine ... 1d v Replying to BMP2 MKBHD and Tesla if (carspeed slow) gofast0); 35 17 219 4,202

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