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Content PLEASE DEFINE HOT" LATER: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot. BEEP BEEP Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot. Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins.

Content The test only has 2 questions It's 2 really big questions You don't understand question 1 Question 2 is based on your answer to question 1

Coding alone: Hulk smashing everything in sight, pure chaos, feeling invincible. Code review with seniors: Hulk looking ashamed, hand on face, surrounded by judgmental Avengers who are silently wondering how you managed to break every coding standard in existence. Nothing humbles you faster than having your "brilliant" solution dissected by people who've seen every bad implementation since COBOL was cool. The "ONE WAY" sign in the background is just chef's kiss irony.

Content Me making the commit and pushing it before my colleagues, so I don't have to deal with merge errors H

Ah, the classic programmer character development arc! First panel: horrified at your week-old spaghetti code. Second panel: the redemption twist where you realize that being disgusted by your past code is actually a sign of growth. It's like your code is secretly training you through shame. "What kind of sleep-deprived monster wrote this garbage? Oh wait... it was me last Tuesday." The ability to recognize your past mistakes is the true power-up sequence. The real plot twist? Six months from now, you'll look at today's "improved" code with the same horror. It's the circle of dev life.

Content Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 -(4-2) 42 Tester: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? Answer 5) Follow - 97 Request 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated 17h ago This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why its tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41.