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Ah, the eternal gap between perception and reality in CS. You casually mention you're studying computer science, and suddenly everyone thinks you're some digital demigod who can resurrect their 10-year-old laptop with a single touch. Meanwhile, the truth is you're just another soul staring blankly at a compiler error at 3am, questioning your life choices and wondering if the machine is actually sentient and personally hates you. The best part? After 15 years in the industry, I still get family calls about printer issues. No, Aunt Karen, my distributed systems expertise doesn't help me understand why your wireless printer only works on Tuesdays.

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Nothing motivates clean code like imminent death. Ten years in the industry and I've never seen a project manager create such efficient sprint velocity as a dictator with execution powers. Forget Agile certifications—just hire someone who can make "fatal error" literal. Debugging suddenly becomes a survival skill when your life depends on that semicolon you forgot.

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