You: *writes detailed 500-line bug report with stack trace, environment variables, and reproduction steps*
IT Support: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
The universal IT solution that somehow fixes 90% of problems despite all logic and reason. It's the digital equivalent of blowing on a Nintendo cartridge—nobody knows why it works, but it does. The worst part? When they're actually right and your meticulously documented issue vanishes after a reboot.