Vibe Coding Won't Replace Me

An AI trained on StackOverflow responses would indeed be the most passive-aggressive assistant ever created. It would have a PhD in telling you your question is a duplicate of something posted in 2011, suggest you should have read the documentation that doesn't exist, and occasionally remind you that what you're trying to do is "trivial." The only thing missing is the ability to close your real-life problems as "off-topic."

This is AI having an existential crisis over basic math. First it says 9.9 is larger than 9.11, then flips to claim 9.11 is larger because it's "closer to 9.2" (what?!), then flip-flops again after a simple "Bruh" call-out, only to completely reverse position AGAIN. And programmers are worried this will replace them? The only thing this AI is replacing is my faith in technology. Maybe we should ask it if 2+2=4 and watch it have a complete meltdown. Job security for developers has never looked better!

So you're trying to be a good developer and use type hints in Python. You even ask ChatGPT for help because, hey, why not? It shows you this beautiful dataclass example with Dict[str, int] as a type hint for your stats field. Looks professional, looks clean, you copy it. Then you actually try to use it and Python just stares at you like "what the hell is this?" Because—plot twist—you can't use Dict from the typing module as the actual type for field(default_factory=dict) . That needs a real dict , not a type hint. The type hint is just for show—it doesn't actually create the object. It's like ordering a picture of a burger and wondering why you're still hungry. Type hints are documentation, not implementation. ChatGPT casually forgot to mention that tiny detail, and now you're debugging why your "correct" code is throwing errors. Classic AI confidence meets Python's pedantic reality.

The true superpower of developers isn't writing code—it's surviving vendor hell. While everyone's panicking about AI taking our jobs, they're forgetting the eternal constant of tech: third-party vendors with documentation that's either fantasy fiction or written by someone who never used their own product. Those five desperate emails you sent last week? Still unread. That support ticket from last month? "Under investigation." Meanwhile your PM is wondering why that "simple integration" is taking so long. Good luck replacing us with AI when even humans can't figure out what the hell your API is supposed to do.

Someone built an entire production app using thousands of AI-generated prompts over several months, admits they don't code or understand HTML/JS, and is now confused why nobody wants to help fix it. They insist "vibecoder skill IS engineering" which is basically like saying watching Gordon Ramsay makes you a chef. The best part? They're calling actual developers "dinosaurs" for not embracing their prompt-driven development methodology. Nothing says "I'm a serious engineer" quite like having zero ability to debug your own production code and getting defensive about it on Reddit. The gatekeeping comment at the top is chef's kiss. Expecting someone to understand the code running their production app is apparently now considered elitist gatekeeping. We've reached peak 2024.

Asking how to check LLM code quality without being an expert is like asking how to check if your parachute works without jumping out of a plane. The irony is delicious - you're using an LLM to ask how to evaluate LLM-generated code. It's the digital equivalent of asking a toddler if they think they should have more candy. The answer is always "yes" and always suspiciously in their favor.