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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of spending TWO WHOLE HOURS debugging an image upload issue only to discover you've been uploading a SCREENSHOT OF AN ERROR PAGE! 💀 It's like searching the entire house for your glasses when they're on your head the ENTIRE TIME! The universe really said "here's your sign" and slapped this poor soul with the most ironic debugging loop imaginable. The digital equivalent of trying to figure out why your car won't start while holding the keys in your hand!