It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature

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Content Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work.. 20. That's weird. 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There has to be something funky in your data. 13. I haven't touched that module in weeks! 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 10. I can't test everything! 9. THIS can't be the source of THAT. 8. It works, but it hasn't been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system? 5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. You can't use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way? 2. Where were you when the program blew up? 1. It works on my machine.

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The secret training program for software bugs has finally been exposed! First, they learn basic arithmetic (and get it completely wrong). Then they master advanced math (still catastrophically incorrect). Finally, the graduation ceremony where they receive their mission: infiltrate our code and drive developers to the brink of insanity. It's like a glimpse into the conspiracy we've always suspected—bugs aren't random accidents, they're meticulously trained agents of chaos with a vendetta against clean code. The most terrifying part? Their wrong answers aren't even consistently wrong—they're unpredictably, maliciously wrong, just like in production environments!

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Oh man, that awkward handshake moment when your boss is congratulating you for "optimizing" code that YOU originally broke! 😅 When you're the arsonist and the firefighter, but only get credit for the firefighting part. Classic dev move - break something so badly that when you fix it to be slightly better than your broken version, everyone thinks you're a genius! The internal screaming while accepting praise for solving a problem you created is peak programmer energy. Honestly, it's basically a career advancement strategy at this point!