It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature

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It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature

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The eternal software development dance, ladies and gentlemen! QA tester points at a scratched car bumper: "It's a Bug." But the developer, with the reflexes of a cornered cat, slaps on a Street Fighter character decal over the damage and proudly declares: "It's a Feature." Behold, the ancient art of problem reframing! Why fix what you can rebrand? Next time your code crashes the production server, just call it "unexpected meditation time for the operations team."

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