I Love Testing (Said No Developer Ever)

Code quality Code fixes Developer tears Unit testing Software bugs Test driven development Regression testing Test suite

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I Love Testing (Said No Developer Ever)

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of fixing one little test only to watch your entire test suite IMPLODE before your very eyes! 😱 You start with 12 failing tests, feel like a CODING SUPERHERO when you fix ONE, and then BAM! 💥 The universe punishes your hubris with THREE MORE failing tests! It's like trying to plug holes in a sinking ship with your fingers while the ocean is literally LAUGHING at your pathetic attempts. The test suite is clearly sentient and has chosen violence today. The sweat on this poor soul's face says it all - we're not crying, it's just eye sweat from staring at error messages for 8 straight hours!

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