I Love Testing (Said No Developer Ever)

When your backend has more spaghetti code than an Italian restaurant and someone casually drops "maybe we should just rewrite the whole thing" in a meeting. Everyone's sitting there like they just witnessed a declaration of war. Because nothing says "I value my sanity" quite like throwing away 5 years of legacy code, 47 undocumented features, and that one function nobody understands but everyone's too scared to touch. The rewrite fantasy is every developer's guilty pleasure—until you remember that the current system, despite being held together by duct tape and prayers, actually works. Meanwhile, your proposed rewrite will take 18 months, blow past every deadline, and somehow end up with the exact same bugs plus exciting new ones. Spoiler alert: You're not going to rewrite it. You're going to add another abstraction layer and call it "refactoring."

Content EXCEPTION IN Indentation error. Good luck figuring out where. Here is the exact class and method where things went wrong, followed by the exception it had. And here is how this method was called all the way from the beginning of the thread. As long as you recognize your classes and methods, you should be fine. motio.con

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute DELUSION happening here! 😂 Senior Dev and Junior Dev are having the time of their lives, CACKLING like hyenas over a QA report claiming "No new bugs found." The AUDACITY! The FANTASY! The pure, unadulterated FICTION! It's like claiming you've found a unicorn riding a rainbow! Everyone in software knows that "no bugs found" is just code for "we didn't look hard enough" or "the tests didn't cover anything meaningful." The QA team probably ran one test, clicked a button twice, and called it a day! 💅 Meanwhile, production is about to BURST into flames the second this gets deployed. But sure, keep laughing while Rome burns, developers!

Content Me making the commit and pushing it before my colleagues, so I don't have to deal with merge errors H

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Content Juozas Kaziukenas juokaz If having a coffee in the morning doesn't wake you up, try deleting a table in a production database instead. 111617, 4:34 PM 1,345 Retweets 2,713 Likes