The Duality Of Dev Life

Developer life Imposter syndrome Code review Collaboration Performance anxiety Pair programming Coding anxiety Screen-sharing

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The Duality Of Dev Life

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When I'm coding alone, I'm Patrick in a lab coat - sophisticated, focused, methodical. But the second I share my screen for pair programming? Suddenly I'm beach Patrick - frantically smashing at the keyboard with a hammer, forgetting basic syntax, and typing with the confidence of someone who just discovered computers yesterday. The duality of dev life is real. It's like my brain has two git branches and I can't merge them properly.

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