The Duality Of Dev Life

The ultimate developer fitness plan doesn't exi— Imagine turning your coding incompetence into physical excellence. One pushup per error? Six months later you're basically a Greek god while your code is still a dumpster fire. The best part? The more terrible you are at programming, the better your gains. Finally, a workout routine that rewards failure! Junior devs would be bench pressing cars while senior devs remain scrawny because they actually know what they're doing. The ultimate irony of software development.

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When you code based on "vibes" instead of best practices, your app security ends up looking like Swiss cheese. Full of holes. Vulnerable to attack. But hey, at least it compiled on the first try, right? The number of security vulnerabilities is directly proportional to how many times you said "this feels right" while coding.